VOCALOID HATESHRINE
VOCALOID GIVES THE WORST MINDS OF OUR GENERATION WHO UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES SHOULD PRODUCE MUSIC A CHANCE TO PRODUCE MUSIC. LET ME GET ONE THING STRAIGHT. I AM AN AVID VOCALOID LISTENER. NONE OF YOU UNDERSTAND HOW TIGHT OF A GRIP IT HAS ON ME. I GENUINELY DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY I KEEP LISTENING TO THIS MUSIC. SHE SOUNDS UNPLEASANT HATSUNE MIKU SOUNDS LIKE IF A PLASTIC BAG WAS A VOICE DOUBLE TAP IF YOU LIKE HEARING CELLOPHANE NOISES POURED DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EARS BECAUSE FOR SOME REASON WE ALL KEEP ENJOYING THIS AND DRAWING FANART WITH ANIME CHARACTERS THOSE TERRIBLE VOICES ARE ASSIGNED TO. YOU CAN AWARD ME AS VOCALOID #1 HATER NOW AND I WILL PROCEDE BEING BITTER ABOUT MUSIC ON THE INTERNET

/ graphicloid warehouse /

[ULTIMATE MELPS APPROVED VOCALOID PLAYLIST] - exactly what it says on the tin
YOU KNOW WHAT TAKE ME HOME
/almost all those videos have subtitles, turn them on for an improved experience/
[umiyuri kaitetan/deep sea lily tale]
oh, this is THE vocaloid song. the only song, if you will. its all always about umiyuri kaitetan and it always will be about umiyuri kaitetan. every time the sky slightly resembles the colour of copper sulfate CuSO4 my brain inevitably starts playing the tune of umiyuri kaitetan. i think songs that made you go 'oh that is literally me' at 14 are just like that and i wonder if it will ever leave me alone.

[taiyoukei disco - nayutaseijin]
the vocaloid song#2 ever. it's a solar system disco and we're all in this shit together rolling over the dancefloor screaming and crying. i almost know the lyrics. ano ittosei no sanzameku hikaride anata to dansu wo odorou ka wa ga taiyoukei no something something i even wrote it down meticulously avoiding kanji because who even likes writing kanji. miku added for special effects.

[少女ケシゴム/eraser girl - maretu]
boy oh boy i do love the sight of double suicide the first thing in the morning. also, miku and gumi, the best sounding duet keeping in mind all of them manage to sound terrible nonetheless

[R.I.P. Gossip Sea - cosMo@Bousou-P]
cancel culture bad the song edition also harambe plays the banjo at the intermission